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squigglydigg:

girl-non-grata:

Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.

THE ONE WITH THE DOG DOOR OH MY GOODNESS

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suppdel:

do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.

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okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you’re doing

rosecoveredtardis:

  • Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
  • Have you had something to drink today?
  • Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please? 
  • If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me
  • Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?

Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you

Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3

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trendingly:

The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time

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tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

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surprisebitch:

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nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

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diddlehiddles:

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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derples:

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

no… dont drink milk every day…. u might not know it but it makes ur skeleton stronger…. you wont stand a chance…. trust me….

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